Day 18- I can Vote!

As much as I enjoy talking about celebrities, I do not understand why sometimes, the LITTLEST things celebrities do become "news." Or are at least "news" on imdb. For example, today:

Tisdale's Tears Over High School Musical

11 July 2008 11:53 AM, PDT

Ashley Tisdale burst into tears while filming her final scenes for High School Musical 3: Senior Year - because she is devastated her part in the franchise is over.

The actress has been involved in all three of the hit teen movies so far, but won't be playing Sharpay Evans for a fourth time.

And she insists she wasn't the only one to shed a tear on the last day - her castmates Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens and Corbin Bleu all got emotional too.

WTF-- How is crying on a movie set news? And who gives a shit about Ashley Tisdale? All anyone wants to know about is Zac Efron and his baby blues. By the way, how were you in the top 10 on Maxim's Top 100? Half the girls in that issue were hotter than you. Megan Fox had like a tiny picture and was practically buried in that shit. Kristen Kreuk I dont even think made the list! Maxim, you suck and you're wrong. Btw--doesnt Haylie Duff look like an uglier version of Ashley Tisdale? I think so.

Alba Felt Unsexy During Pregnancy

10 July 2008 7:02 AM, PDT

Jessica Alba was desperate to lose her baby weight after giving birth last month, insisting she "never felt less sexy" than when she was pregnant.

The actress insists she loved the experience of carrying daughter Honor Marie - but was relieved when she gave birth and could get active again.

Alba tells the U.K.'s Cosmopolitan magazine, "I wouldn't have changed it for the world... but I wanted to get rid of all the weight."

Who doesnt feel bloated and haggardly when they are pregnant? Trust me I know. And who doesnt want to lose 20 pounds after they have a baby? Plus, J-ALB you were hotter pregnant than most women are baby-less. This is preposterous.

Kilmer Relished Bathtub Death Scene In The Doors

9 July 2008 7:04 AM, PDT

Val Kilmer couldn't wait to die in The Doors - because he was tired of playing rock legend Jim Morrison.

The movie star admits reliving The Doors singer's life took a huge toll on him, and he relished the bathtub death scene in the Oliver Stone biopic because he knew it would be the last thing he'd have to do as the tragic rocker.

He tells WENN, "I was relieved to die in The Doors, just so I didn't have to do anything else."

Really? First of all, since when is Val Kilmer newsworthy? Since when is talking about a movie you did almost 20 years ago news? I dont understand. Who interviewed him about "The Doors" anyway! Who is interviewing him at all??? The guy hasnt done anything anyone has liked since "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" and before that the last popular film he did as far as I'm concerned is "Top Gun" in 1986 (HEAT doesnt count because that wasnt HIS movie. That belonged to those surprisingly good actors DeNiro and Pacino). He was great in his first film, "Top Secret" and he does a great Moses impression but really? Val Kilmer? C'mon imdb.

WAIT A MINUTE.

Kilmer Put Off Tattoos By Colleague

9 July 2008 5:07 AM, PDT

Val Kilmer was put off ever getting a tattoo by the thought of wearing the same dirty T-shirt forever.

That's what one tattooed colleague likened his own skin art to when the actor approached him with his own tattoo thoughts.

WHATTT!??? TWO PIECES OF KILMER NEWS? In ONE DAY??!!! Now we are supposed to care that Val Kilmer didnt want a tattoo because of something his friend said? How can people (me) read this shit?

By the way, word of advice to Val Kilmer from me--Do more comedy. You're a funny dude. I liked you in those two comedies I mentioned earlier, and I liked you on Entourage as that pothead sherpa dude. No one likes you in anything else you've done.

Alright, that's enough of that. The last thing I will discuss today is "When this actor gets old he/she will become this actor."

I got two for you today. First--Derek Luke will become Denzel Washington. Dude is a killer actor who shows lots of range. He's handsome, tough, but capable of being emotional at the same time. Plus he's already worked with Denzel once (Antwone Fisher) and pro bably learned some tricks, and he's working with Denzel's old buddy Spike Lee in the new "Miracle at St. Anna" (or St. Smooshes if you know my family). He's proven he can handle Denzel's anger in "Friday Night Lights" and he can handle the "oppressed black man" as he proved in "Catch a Fire." Looking forward to seeing him.

Second-Dennis Haysbert will become Morgan Freeman. Dude already played the president and has the voice of a God. Plus Haysbert's totally got that dignified aura surrounding him. If only he'd quit those AllState commercials to gain some actual actor cred.


Until Tomorrow--