Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Day 44- Oliver Twist Wanted More

I'm back. After a long hiatus, filled with classes, extra-curriculars, and playing with my new cat (the bestest, cutest, most snuggly wuggly cat in the whole wide world) Snuggles, I've returned to my favorite blog. I have a lot to say, so lets get going.

1. BLOG NEWS UPDATE: As some of you may recall, in a previous blog post I wrote about how David Mamet was adapting The Diary of Anne Frank for Disney. I alluded that said project was going to be very dark, intense and highly unconventional. And guess what---Big Poppa Ethan was RIGHT. Sure enough, Disney is trying to get rid of the project. "It's very intense, and dark and scary," said a Disney executive. "It's not a film version of 'The Diary of Anne Frank.' Apparently, the screenplay that Mamet wrote is not a drama based on the diary, but a story about contemporary suicide bombings.

David Mamet. The man lives by his own rules.

2. There are 3 movies I have seen lately that I will recommend.

a. The first is the Coen Brothers' (Loyal Reader Daniel Arkin just got a boner)"A Serious Man." It's about a Jewish (I know, I know, I got a lot of Jewish stuff in this post. Sue me.) physics professor living in Minnesota in the 1960s. Besides the facts that I very much enjoyed all the Jewish references, and actor Fyvush Finkel (the silliest named actor from "Boston Public") was in it, this movie was remarkable. The story was engaging, always unpredictable, the acting was spectacular (especially Curb Your Enthusiasm and Spin City alumn Richard Kind, and Fred Melamed who's voice is the richest, most soothing, and most luscious voice I've heard since James Earl Jones, and who coincidentally enough voices the Talk Radio show host on "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas"), but the cinematography, the images, the motifs, the sets, the dialogue...EVERYTHING was just top-notch.

SIDETRACK: I've been playing a lot of this game "MT. RUSHMORE" with my friends lately. Bill Simmons came up with it. Basically you sit around and decide who would make the Mt. Rushmore of certain categories, for instance--Rappers. You have to choose the 4 most influential, legendary, important, famous, people in that particular field. There are no right answers, you just have to be able to defend your picks. For rappers I would say Tupac, Biggie, Dre and Jay-Z. For stand-up comedians I would say Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Steve Martin and probably Jerry Seinfeld. ANYWHOZELBEES---I brought this all up because I was discussing the Mt. Rushmore of famous VOICES. Who has the most important, recognizable, influential voices. My picks(and they are subject to change) are James Earl Jones, Morgan Freeman, Don LaFontaine (the guy who used to do the voice-overs for all the movie trailers) and maybe at a close 4th, Martin Luther King Jr. He barely squeaks in. READERS--IN YOUR COMMENTS, WRITE IN YOUR OWN MT. RUSHMORES FOR ANY CATEGORY--its a pretty fun, challenging game.

BACK TO THE MOVIE RECOMMENDATIONS: Anyway, "A Serious Man" raises a lot of interesting questions about life, fate, God, religion, morality, the possibility of a 4th dimension, and much much more. I need to see it at least 4 more times to get it.

b. "Youth in Revolt" is a film that hasnt been released yet, though I saw it at the St. Louis Film Festival. It stars Michael Cera as a.....you guessed it...an awkward virgin. But that's the only real typical thing about this movie. Michael also plays his character's badass alter-ego Francois, who wears tight white pants, has a wispy brown mustache, and does everything that Michael wants to do but doesnt have the guts to. It's really funny seeing them interact with each other on screen. It's like watching the Parent Trap but without the knowledge that the adorable star is going to be a raging coke addict. This movie has hilarious supporting turns by its young actors as well as its older ones, including Steve Buscemi, Ray Liotta, Justin Long, Fred Willard, and, my personal favorite comedian right now, Zach Galifinakis. While Zach Gal is my favorite comedian, Fred Willard is the funniest man alive. Period. Anyway, this movie was very unpredictable, sincere, cute, cleverly written, and had pretty cool animated sequences. Good movie.

c. WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE. Everyone has an opinion about this movie, and mine is that it was WONDERFUL. I felt like it was made for me. The angst, anger, fear, love, and needs of a 9 year old child were perfectly expressed not only by the lead actor, but by the Wild Things themselves. This was not a children's movie but a movie about children. Spike Jonze's vision was uncompromising, dark and real. And I love him for going that far. Listening to an interview with Maurice Sendak, author of the book, describe why he wrote the book, and all the fears he had as a child, it really seems to me that Jonze captured the book's message. Plus, the movie reminded me so much of my childhood it almost made me cry. I'm not going to get into personal details about my young life, but lets just say I built lots of forts, and there are many dents in the walls of my older sister's room. Plus Catherine Keener looks like my mom.

TYPICALLY this blog is not a place for me to review movies, but I felt so good about these three I had to share my thoughts and encourage you all to see them.

OK NOW THAT THOSE ARE OUT OF THE WAY, I HAVE ONE LAST THING TO TALK ABOUT IN THIS RETURNING POST: ANIMANIACS!

I was thinking recently about why I know so much about pop-culture and Hollywood, and I realized that it is most likely correlated to two TV shows I watched religiously in my youth: Reruns of 1980s and early 90s SNL, and Animaniacs!

Animaniacs was one of the first cartoons that was explicitly written and marketed towards children, but in actuality was completely subversive, clever and written for adults.

For example, some of the parodies Animaniacs did were of: The Pirates of Penzance (I am the Very Model of a Cartoon Individual), Goodfellas (Goodpidgeons), Simon and Garfunkel (They did a parody of Feelin' Groovy and changed the lyrics to "Make a Gookie" which was a silly face Wakko always made), Seinfeld, Friends, The Agony and the Ecstasy, Orson Welles (THE BRAIN), the list goes on and on.

There were also decidedly adult jokes and segments, such as the Wheel of Morality, jokes about Bill Clinton, the Three Tenors, Mickey Rooney, a chicken who impersonates a human and who only one person actually realizes is a chicken until he takes off a hat or a mustache and then suddenly EVERYONE realizes he's a chicken, Broadway musicals, and segments where characters explain complex jokes, or complain about their roles in that week's episode.

Awesomely clever Hollywood parodies were also a staple of this show--an entire episode was devoted to the Warners breaking into the film industry! With songs about Variety magazine and even a cameo by Batman and Robin director, the horrendously campy Joel Schumacher, Animaniacs skewed Hollywood better than anyone else.

Not only was this show educational (I know every country of the world thanks to Yakko--http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDtdQ8bTvRc, and I know that Lake Titicaca is between Bolivia and Peru, thanks to that great Animaniacs song, "Lake Titicaca"), but every episode had its own original score!

What's interesting is that now, in my adult years I'm finally understanding the jokes! As a kid I had no idea who Mickey Rooney was I just thought his name sounded funny. Now, so often I hear pop culture references and I think to myself, why do I know about this, and the answer is I remember it from ANIMANIACS!

So thanks Steven Spielberg! Not for E.T. or Jurassic Park, or Saving Private Ryan, or Catch Me If You Can. Certainly not for The Terminal (I'm from KRAKOZIA!) Thank you for bringing us Animaniacs, one of the best animated series' of all time.

Until Tomorrow--

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Eitan,

Very interesting post. I guess I need to see "A Serious Man" and the new Cera movie ("Youth in Revolt" as well as "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World").

Also, in response to your Animaniacs post, I wholeheartedly agree that it was a very subversive yet insightful parody of Hollywood. And like you, I didn't notice much of it until I went back and saw some clips on YouTube when I was supposed to be working (My mind is simply blown by the fact that The Brain is Orson Welles). Interesting fact: my high school English teacher wrote for Animaniacs before he became a teacher. Very chill guy especially given the fact that he was at Berkeley during the student protests of the 60s).

But finally, I would like to address your Mt. Rushmore game. The premise seems easy enough to understand, so I think I shall partake in this game. I shall first correct your Mt. Rushmore of Famous Voices & Best Stand-Up Comedians before adding some Mt. Rushmores of my own:

FAMOUS VOICES:
James Earl Jones
Don LaFontaine
Orson Welles (do you recall a little something called War of the Worlds?)
and the last one is a tie between: Walter Cronkite / Ed Sullivan / Johnny Carson

BEST STAND-UP COMEDIANS:
Rodney Dangerfield
George Carlin
Richard Pryor
Dave Chapelle

Runners-up include: Mitch Hedberg & Steve Martin (among others)

Some additional Mt. Rushmore categories:

HOTTEST (i.e. MOST F***ABLE) DISNEY PRINCESSES:
Belle
Jasmine
Ariel
Pocahontas

MOST VERSATILE ACTORS WORKING IN HOLLYWOOD TODAY (likely to be a contentious category):
Kevin Spacey
Denzel Washington
Johnny Depp
Don Cheadle

GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYERS EVER:
Michael Jordan
Wilt Chamberlain
Magic Johnson (Or possibly substitute Kareem Abdul-Jabbar)
Larry Bird

CELEBRITIES WHO DON'T DESERVE TO BE:
Paris Hilton
Jon & Kate Gosselin
Lindsay Lohan
Octo-Mom

BEST JEWISH HOLIDAYS:
Passover
Hanukkah
Purim
Lag B'Omer

BEST POWER RANGERS:
Tommy - Green/White Ranger
Billy - Blue Ranger
Zach - Black Ranger
Kimberly - Pink Ranger

I could keep going, but I need to go to sleep eventually...

themagicbird said...

I have some Rushmores for submission:

CELEBRITIES WHO COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR ALIENS
Steve Buscemi
Michael Jackson
Liza Minelli
Gary Busey

MOST SNUGGLIEST WUGGLIEST CATS
Shnuggs
Hey Shnuggs!
SHNUGGS!!!
SHNUGGLY-WUGGLY-POO!!!

POKEMON (this will probably be contentious...)
Pikachu
Jigglypuff
Charizard
Meowth

CELEBRATED RADIOACTIVE PEOPLE
Dr. Manhattan
Marie Curie
The Incredible Hulk
Radioactive Man

PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE THEIR FACES ON A MOUNTAIN
Ashley Simpson
Kim Jong-il
A Sea Turtle
Mickey Rooney

Ethan said...

Wow. I'm hugely impressed by the Rushmores displayed here. Let me address some of them:

I was thinking about the voices one, and i dont think anyone under the age of 50 knows walter cronkite or ed sullivan's voice. iconic, yes. well known by everyone alive now? no. I still say there's a place for them. Orson Welles has an awesome voice--he also provided the original voice of Optimus Prime in the animated Transformers movie. But i just dont know if he makes the cut.

Stand up comedians: i think you dont think Chappelle makes the cut because hes doing what pryor did first. then again carlin is doing what lenny bruce did, but carlin did it more prolifically. so he makes the cut for me. Dangerfield is wonderful, but I dont know that he makes the cut because he didnt invent a new kind of stand-up. he just had a brilliant self deprecating character. Hedberg died too young to be on the list. if he'd been around longer maybe he'd make the cut.

I like the princesses, altho im not much of a pocahontas guy, so i might swtich her out with sleeping beauty. Who's up for a good coma-fuck!?

I also wouldnt say denzel is the most versatile actor: he does strong guys. I would def. replace him with Tom Hanks who has done everything! What a guy! Spacey and Depp are good calls. This category should maybe be "most versatile leading men" because there are tons of character actors who are equally, if not more versatile.

U got to substitute Russell for Wilt on that list. He has 11 championships, Wilt had 2. I would prob do Jordan, Russell, West (the LOGO), and prob. Magic. But, i may change my mind...

I AGREE WITH ALL THE REST!

Ethan said...

As for Willis':
I agree with everything, though I might replace Liza Minelli with her ex-husband David Gest. He actually is an alien.

I looooove SNUGGGGGGSSSS!

When it comes to celebrated (love it) radioactive people, you nailed it!

Unknown said...

Eitan,

I hear your comments on my Rushmores, but I would like to take a chance to back up some of these decisions.

Important, Recognizable & Influential Voices: Orson Welles has to be on that list. War of the Worlds + Kane + the hundreds of radio programs and films he did is enough to put him on this list. His voice was just so deep, powerful and meaningful that it defined the early days of Hollywood. As such, I believe he deserves to be on Rushmore. Also, in your original rushmore for this category, you mentioned Morgan Freeman. Morgan's a great actor (no one in the world is going to deny that) and his voice is incredibly recognizable. However, the category (as you defined it in your post) also includes the traits of important and influential. As such, I don't think Morgan deserves to be on that list, simply because his voice doesn't have the effect that Orson, Don or James might have. MLK Jr. is a very important voice but call me crazy - I still have some reservations about putting him on there.

Stand-up Comedians: I put Chappelle on there because his humor transcends racial boundaries. White people have just as much fun at his shows as black people. His "Killing Them Softly" special had all audiences alike rolling in the aisles and his impromptu stuff on the Chappelle show is just killer. He is a pop culture comedian who recognizes that in order to be successful, you have to attract white audiences. This comic saviness is enough for me to put him on my Rushmore alongside Pryor.

Princesses: This is the category I am most certain about. Sleeping Beauty is in all likelihood a prude bitch who would magically come out of her slumber if you put your dick within a 3 foot radius of her glass case. She'd sit up, say "I'm not that kind of girl," and then force you to date her for year on end. Additionally, she would probably force you to marry her before having sex and then she would be all baggage. I'm talking about girls that would be just a lot of fun in the sack. Belle, Jasmine & Ariel are all givens. I chose Pocahontas because I like that she is slightly primitive and unrefined. She knows of no conventions with regards to sex, so everything is a go! I didn't choose Mulan because I don't have yellow fever, Cinderella would most likely be even worse of a prude bitch than Sleeping Beauty, and I can't in good conscience be with someone who's been involved in a dwarf gangbang (*cough* Snow White *cough*).

NBA Players: I knew you would be most passionate about this one, so I'm not going to even bother with that one.

Now for the new Rushmores:

BEST FILM TRILOGIES:
The Original Star Wars Trilogy
Back to the Future
The Indiana Jones Trilogy
The Godfather

WEAKEST FILMS OF THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED TRILOGIES:
Return of the Jedi (Tough choice, but I got to stick to my guns on this one)
Part II (by a MILE)
Temple of Doom (one word: oy)
Part 3

MOST AMUSING PERVERSE SEXUAL ACT ON URBANDICTIONARY.COM:
An Old Fashioned Cleveland Steamer
Angry Pirate
Bucking Bronco
Houdini

Runner-up: Cincinnati Bowtie (trust me, it's a lot of fun)

MOST RACIALLY OFFENSIVE DISNEY FILMS:
Song of the South (the entire thing)
The Jungle Book (check out the apes)
Dumbo (the crows)
Peter Pan (Tiger Lily)

Sound off...

Evan said...

On the 'voices' Mount Rushmore, you'd definitely have to place Mel Blanc. Without him, there's no such thing as cartoon voice acting.

Evan said...

Rejoinder to Willi$'s 'People who shouldn't have their face on a Mountain' Mountain:

Steve Kerr, Three-Pointer Expert;
Kevin Rowland, Lead Singer of Dexys Midnight Runners;
Hamtaro, Horrifying Japanese Abomination;
Blaise Pascal, 17th Century French Mathematician/Religious Philosopher

Ethan said...

You make good arguments Solly. If you were going to put Dave Chappelle as the voice of the crossover black comedian, I would have to replace him with Chris Rock who had The Chris Rock Show b4 Chappelle's Show. Granted Chris never had a catch-phrase like, "I'm Rick James Bitch," but he has had more stand up specials and is consistently more relevant now that Chappelle. I love Chappelle dont get me wrong, but Chris Rock is just transcendent. Everything he says is brilliant. He rules.

Evan--this isn't a voice-over Rushmore. This Rushmore is for people who have a recognizable voice, not hundreds of recognizable voices. Mel Blanc would be in the Rushmore of Cartoon Voice-Over artists, along with Billy West (FUTURAMA, DOUG ETC.), Tom Kenny(SPONGEBOB) and Dan Castelleneta (HOMER).

And as for Solly's comments about Disney princesses--he's right! What girl would make you date her before you boned! What are we--Puritans?!

Nice explanation for Pocahontas. After reading that I'd really like to Poke that Tuchas. With my weiner.

Finally--I cant put in Godfather as the greatest trilogy because frankly the III is supposedly so god-awful it shouldnt have even been made. You MUST replace it with Lord of the Rings.